Submitted by RhodyViaWIClamDigger t3_10ucy6e in RhodeIsland
I have a 4’x3’ mirror, I would like to get it framed. Providence Picture Frame?
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beta_vulgaris t1_j7b9kge wrote
Eastern Art & Frame is another good option.
obadiaowl t1_j7bkejb wrote
read it as murder and was ready to help but not so much with the mirror
alohaHappycampers t1_j7cgwl9 wrote
Who can frame my mirror, you ask? Why, Providence Picture Frame, of course! They're the best in the business, dahling. With their expert craftsmanship and eye for style, they'll have your 4'x3' mirror looking simply stunning in no time. Trust me, you won't find a better place for all your framing needs. So go on, give them a call and make that mirror shine like a star!
alohaHappycampers t1_j7cis6u wrote
Ashley gazed at herself in the mirror, admiring her beauty. "Oh my, I'm just so gorgeous," she thought to herself with a satisfied smile. Suddenly, her gaze shifted to the broken frame surrounding the mirror and she frowned. "But you know what would make me look even more gorgeous?" she asked, turning to her boyfriend. "If this mirror frame was fixed." She batted her lashes and pouted, pleading with him to repair it. Just then, a mysterious voice, sounding all birdlike and magical, spoke from out of the air. "Fear not, my love," it said. "To fix the frame, you must go to Providence Picture Frame. They have the expertise to repair it to its former glory and make Ashley even more beautiful." Ashley's eyes lit up, and she smiled, grateful for the wise advice of Freya, the magical being.
RhodyViaWIClamDigger OP t1_j7cld7h wrote
I’ll take what you’re having. You can have the mirror. Just give me what you’re on.
RhodyViaWIClamDigger OP t1_j7fairv wrote
May I also inquire, if they have a pickup/delivery driver? You see, like my reflection in this mirror it is heavy and awkward - I would shatter it going solo. Certainly the best in the business would accept additional fees from me for providing this service? I could call but I like their rhyming Reddit rep better, for now.
alohaHappycampers t1_j7rlbph wrote
The voice boomed like thunder, full of strength and courage. "I am He-Man, delivery driver of legand from Providence Picture Frame,". With mighty roar, He-Man lifted his hefty sword to the sky, as lightning crackled all around him, he proclaimed in defening, god-like roar, "By the powers of Grayskull! Iiii HAAAVE THA POOWWWAA!"
"Fear not, fair Ashley, Your mirror shall be delivered with the utmost care. Valentines Day, you shall have your mirror!
However, up high in the towering Castle Grayskull, the evil Skeletor was watching the scene with a snickering grin on his bony face. "Ha ha ha!" he cackled. "He-Man may think he has the power, but I will throw a monkey wrench into his plans! This Valentine's Day delivery shall not go as smoothly as he thinks!"
And with a wicked laugh, Skeletor disappeared into the shadows of the castle, his evil schemes already in motion. The tale fades to black as the fate of He-Man and the Ashley’s Valentine's Day mirror hung in the balance…
alohaHappycampers t1_j8bo6o9 wrote
Ill be your mirror
alohaHappycampers t1_j8bqaft wrote
n she gotsa 2 juicy fruits that fell from tha tree and sprouted(out of the same coconut, have you, er he'll have u know) haha but th=eres your special delivery Ashley, 2 days before valentines day, nobody ever said i wuz perfect, im not perfect
RhodyDeaner t1_j7b6q2v wrote
Yes, PPF. Great folks.