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Proof-Variation7005 t1_j5z1r6e wrote

Reply to comment by azknight in A 10-year-old doubted Santa’s visit — so she sent DNA evidence to police by Beezlegrunk

>the state was conducting a full forensic analysis of Santa on their dime.

Obviously, the state would never do that because nobody wants to know what that report will find out.

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bbpr120 t1_j5zfqy3 wrote

FOI request will result in a document that would make the CIA redactions team proud.

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Proof-Variation7005 t1_j5zj3ng wrote

It's always tough to talk about complicated legacies. Yes, Santa Claus has brought joy to countless children all over the world for longer than any of us have been alive, but does that mean we should excuse his wanton bloodlust? The death squads? The snuff film collection? The elf genocide?

Hard to say.

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