Submitted by Whats-Upvote t3_11cjb1s in Showerthoughts
lightknight7777 t1_ja3r9wh wrote
The cloaca is not an anus. It is a distinct orifice. "Anal" implies "anus".
So, I would argue that no bird sex is anal or vaginal. It's all cloacal.
SerDuncanonyall t1_ja3tudr wrote
“Write that down, write that down!”
Rule 34 artists
rulloa t1_ja3uquq wrote
Oh god, we've created a monster. What have you done?
The_Undermind t1_ja3vdfd wrote
The very definition of Rule 34 means it already existed. No sense in being remorseful
harold-lay t1_ja46l1b wrote
LIES I have went down the rabbit hole and found something NOT R34’d
Matheo573 t1_ja490l3 wrote
R35 then
harold-lay t1_ja493m7 wrote
Very hard when I only can do stick figs
Matheo573 t1_ja4yzdh wrote
Just because it's bad, doesn't mean it doesn't exist
kai325d t1_ja4fwo3 wrote
Ok, tell me what it is and I can guarantee you I'll find R34 of it
harold-lay t1_ja4i5cp wrote
Ur Mom
Tanliarian t1_ja4ip5l wrote
The other half of the rule is that if porn doesn't exist you must create the porn.
Itzchappy t1_ja4k72b wrote
Well it's on the internet now so there gotta porn of it somewhere on here.
Johnnycrabman t1_ja420n6 wrote
I don’t know, but nobody wants to see Shady no more.
Edit: obviously people do want to see Shady, they don’t want to see Marshall.
Temassi t1_ja4elcu wrote
God, and the monster has so many tentacles....
TavisNamara t1_ja490u1 wrote
You're acting like they don't already know and ignore it because they find it way more fun to slap a three foot horsecock on a bird.
TommyLee30197 t1_ja4btvf wrote
Oh no...
iamqas t1_ja4a072 wrote
I'm ashamed to know this but... I assume you mean Rule 35 artists
nj_ninjacop t1_ja3uova wrote
Cloacal sex Just doesn't have a good ring to it is the problem
Philaroni t1_ja46f9j wrote
Needs better branding.
ArgonGryphon t1_ja4tgc3 wrote
The act itself is called a cloacal kiss
Thompseanson7 t1_ja3wr29 wrote
What about ducks?
Jay_Louis t1_ja48zx6 wrote
Got any grapes?
Thompseanson7 t1_ja49y86 wrote
Nah but ducks do if you drop the g 😅
latetowhatparty t1_ja3yw2t wrote
Actually yeah…now I feel lied to. Which is it?
lightknight7777 t1_ja498lk wrote
42 second mark: https://youtu.be/6k01DIVDJlY
That's only going in the corresponding orifice.
GodwynDi t1_ja4f8cn wrote
I love that video. I was hoping it would be that when I clicked the link.
Did you know he is making videos again?
lightknight7777 t1_ja4gc18 wrote
New ones? That's great news, thank you!
GodwynDi t1_ja69k3p wrote
Yep! Completely new ones been up on YouTube. Resumed again past year or so. Maybe longer. Time flies.
lightknight7777 t1_ja4955a wrote
Have you seen a duck penis? It's a cork screw. I'm not sure they can have any sex besides in the designated orifice.
42 second mark. I'm sorry, but you asked: https://youtu.be/6k01DIVDJlY
I figured from the context of the OPs statement that they are only discussing the cloacal subset. Otherwise their comment totally falls apart.
Thompseanson7 t1_ja49vwt wrote
Trust Ik what a ducks penis looks like, and ducks are still birds lol. It’s also just a silly little shower thought
patricio87 t1_ja4e5p7 wrote
Have you ever noticed ducks are only bird that doesn’t run away from humans?
Thompseanson7 t1_ja4hqs6 wrote
I see you have never met a goose
patricio87 t1_ja4kdhx wrote
have you? goose dont wanna hang out with you they bite
Thompseanson7 t1_ja4lwwt wrote
That definitely don’t run away though 😂
SurveyAcrobatic5334 t1_ja4lwz1 wrote
Does a duck with boner drag weeds?
Oohbunnies t1_ja45fs9 wrote
I shall have this translated into Kanji and tattooed on my arm, "It's All Cloacal."!
MakeAionGreatAgain t1_ja46drl wrote
And also, not all birds.
lightknight7777 t1_ja4834y wrote
That's correct. I just figured with the context of what the OP was saying that they were only talking about the cloacal subset.
thealmightybunghole t1_ja46f9c wrote
This guy birds.
SonOfFloridaMan t1_ja401r0 wrote
New category has appeared
pUdepoD t1_ja49s67 wrote
What does that mean for me then? I’m attracted to Dee from It’s Always Sunny.
OlinOfTheHillPeople t1_ja4ipkx wrote
That kind of bird uses a different system:
Do them
Establish low rating
Encrease power
DrInsomnia t1_ja4cluu wrote
This is not true. From their earliest embryological development, animals have mouth and anal openings. It's representative of the tube-like critters from which we first evolved. In some animals other orifices develop, but mouth and anus are generally present unless secondarily lost. The cloaca is an anus with additional functions, which is not uncommon in the animal kingdom.
lightknight7777 t1_ja4ed7f wrote
It's the tissue from all 3 tracks. In no way can you just claim It's the anus or the vagina or the urinary tract. It is distinct from any of the three it is a merging of. A cloaca is not an anus.
That's why there's a distinct term from anus for it.
DrInsomnia t1_ja4ifqr wrote
There's a distinct term for it because it serves more than one function. But it developmentally starts as the anal opening, and continues to serve as the anus in an adult. This is really all semantics, but from a developmental biology standpoint it is an anus that has acquired other functionality.
Edit to add, from the Wiki link: "In deuterostomes, the original dent becomes the anus, while the gut eventually tunnels through the embryo until it reaches the other side, forming an opening that becomes the mouth."
Vertebrates are deuterostomes. In bird development, that original "anus" becomes the cloaca.
lightknight7777 t1_ja4iida wrote
That doesn't make it an anus. It's not.
Semantics is what words mean. Of course it's semantics.
DrInsomnia t1_ja4j8ck wrote
Yes. And a cloaca is an anus that has taken on additional functionality in some groups. In fact, in mammals the original mammalian ancestor likely had a cloaca, which split into separate openings (in some derived groups). But embryologically it all starts with the anus.
DrInsomnia t1_ja4jodn wrote
I should add that mammals are the outlier here, having subdivided these tasks into separate orifices. Most vertebrates have a single opening, derived from embryological anal opening, which does it all.
r-NBK t1_ja4gegh wrote
Careful, if we talk about it too much it will be colloquial.
The_Star_Bringer_527 t1_ja46zj8 wrote
You know you're right when you get more likes than the post
TobiasMasonPark t1_ja4ai8j wrote
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
ynvgsensacion t1_ja4f9sz wrote
Okay, Dwight
lightknight7777 t1_ja4g9ui wrote
Compliment accepted.
jbull487 t1_ja4henj wrote
You’re god damn right
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DependentFamous5252 t1_ja4bzh5 wrote
Well I bet you’re fun at parties.
lightknight7777 t1_ja4dqol wrote
Well, more fun than people who can't even find the anus.
Vulpes_lgnis t1_ja4e3qi wrote
I know this fact but for literally all the wrong reasons
TypicalJeepDriver t1_ja4e851 wrote
Sounds kinky.
KatieMarmalade t1_ja4f1hc wrote
Cloacal kiss! 😘
KarpALiam t1_ja4f61j wrote
First of all, through god all things are possible, so jot that down.
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sj68z t1_ja4h02n wrote
https://youtu.be/xBts8dfdpQI Louis CK lol
hawkmech67 t1_ja4ilf3 wrote
I love when the comment has more upvotes than the original post.
VELOCIRAPTOR_ANUS t1_ja4jv7r wrote
I concur
lightknight7777 t1_ja4kgs0 wrote
Hmm, username adds gravitass to the discussion...
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