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fancybigballs t1_ja78ceb wrote

It was probably during one of his tours in Vietnam

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Perpetualshades t1_ja8vyy9 wrote

Vietnam was even more fucked up than I thought.

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woozzzzie t1_ja9qf8s wrote

Hey SpongeBob, what does “Anal Disembowelment” mean?

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Zinko999 t1_jaa28ju wrote

SpongeBob me boy the Charlies have impaled my internal organs with a spear covered in human waste, guaranteeing infection agagagagag

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jhbedsole t1_ja9t5yo wrote

That would put Mr. Krabs at 4 years old during the first Bikini Atoll nuclear test. Maybe that’s what turned his shell red, along with making all the animals sentient and anthropomorphic?

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Acanthophis t1_ja9z31b wrote

Can you really say you fought in Vietnam if you were just on a ship under no threat?

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djtshirt t1_ja9x82r wrote

Nuclear bomb testing in his town, without proper warning to crabs beforehand I’m sure. Makes sense.

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