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WornOutMamma t1_jcnr1az wrote
Legitimately mind blown right now, but simultaneously squinting thinking about biting one. Pain lol
Niche_Humor t1_jcnrl9i wrote
I eat EVERYTHING with my mouth, and I bite the inside of it far more often than I bite the fork. You'd think that after half a century that I'd be better at eating...
Ubermassive t1_jcntwa4 wrote
Where the fuck else would you eat?
Niche_Humor t1_jcnu12f wrote
Intra anal retrogestion. Martha Stewart can give you a tutorial.
godawfulstench t1_jcpwtp4 wrote
Username checks out
Niche_Humor t1_jcnu5w4 wrote
And you meant "with what the fuck else would I eat" and you have a point. 😁
angroro t1_jcnyml3 wrote
I bit one once and chipped my tooth. Been using plastic forks since. Hurt like a mother trucker.
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MinniesWorld t1_jco100o wrote
My stepmother’s teeth scraped the fork or spoon every time she took a bite It’s like nails on a chalkboard for me. It would get to the point where I could barely sit at the table while she ate. I don’t think she did it on purpose as much as it was a habit she didn’t think about.
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GreenReflection6576 t1_jcpinrk wrote
I bit the fork all the time as a kid. Now, as an adult, I tend to know where the fork is.
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Curious-Bother3530 t1_jcrbep2 wrote
Then you meet someone who does and they wonder why you don't eat lunch with them anymore. The sounds.
FinasCupil t1_jcnx1e3 wrote
That’s because you pull whatever is on the fork off before you start chewing.