Niche_Humor t1_jcnu5w4 wrote on March 18, 2023 at 4:49 AM

Reply to comment by Niche_Humor in Considering how often you eat with it fork - it’s incredibly rare that you accidentally bite it. by fiascosurf

And you meant "with what the fuck else would I eat" and you have a point. 😁

Niche_Humor t1_jcnu12f wrote on March 18, 2023 at 4:48 AM

Reply to comment by Ubermassive in Considering how often you eat with it fork - it’s incredibly rare that you accidentally bite it. by fiascosurf

Intra anal retrogestion. Martha Stewart can give you a tutorial.

Niche_Humor t1_jcnrl9i wrote on March 18, 2023 at 4:22 AM

Reply to Considering how often you eat with it fork - it’s incredibly rare that you accidentally bite it. by fiascosurf

I eat EVERYTHING with my mouth, and I bite the inside of it far more often than I bite the fork. You'd think that after half a century that I'd be better at eating...

Niche_Humor t1_jad6x2s wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:22 PM

Reply to comment by vankamperer in To practice something is doing it over and over and expecting different results. by vankamperer

Yes. This conversation is silly, you know it, and are getting exactly the result you want...

Niche_Humor t1_jad4v8n wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:08 PM

Reply to Ironically, Cookiemonster actually wasted many perfectly fine cookies. by [deleted]

He had a tongue. He liked cookies. It's not his fault that he had no esophagus and someones hand in his butt. It must have been frustrating for him, but at least he didn't become overweight. 😖😏😜

Niche_Humor t1_jad2p0h wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:54 PM

Reply to To practice something is doing it over and over and expecting different results. by vankamperer

Keep practicing your shower thoughts. You'll get better at it.

Niche_Humor t1_iy7e9gb wrote on November 29, 2022 at 8:08 AM

Reply to Spiders were probably an absolute nightmare to early mammals. by psychoxxsurfer

What do you mean "early" mammals? This forum alone is full of people who freak out at the idea of them. Let's talk about snakes - they move without legs or fins - so they made a woman eat an apple, which made us all destined to burn in a volcano unless we believe that some guy who said that maybe we should be nice to each other for a change got nailed to a board but his father said it would be okay except for those who predate him because they were chosen first but also those who believe in Abraham but fuck the rest, but.... 🤮 My point is that so many of us are freaking out about shit we know nothing about.