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bleach seems like it would have a good chance of being clean

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Just because you delete your internet browser's history doesn't mean YOU'LL ever be clean.

Your blood and other sterile fluids of your body keep themselves clear despite germ fast reproduction Unless you get an infection of course.

Seems to me you'd be pretty clean toward the end of the cremation process, and also if you are using living bacteria as a metric for cleanliness, we do not know of a single dirty planet outside of our solar system