Seems to me you'd be pretty clean toward the end of the cremation process, and also if you are using living bacteria as a metric for cleanliness, we do not know of a single dirty planet outside of our solar system
To be guilllotined, one must have a neck, so if you decapitate yourself, cut what remains of your neck off of your head and torso and incinerate it, you can't get guillotined.
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Seems to me you'd be pretty clean toward the end of the cremation process, and also if you are using living bacteria as a metric for cleanliness, we do not know of a single dirty planet outside of our solar system