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fancybigballs t1_jbl7ww7 wrote
Petition to rename the other spice girls to Garlic, Cumin, Tumeric and Cinnamon?
IronGigant t1_jblaamp wrote
Don't forget Gravy.
Trino15 t1_jblaz8k wrote
Oh shit, how could we forget about fucking gravy spice lol
JS671779 t1_jblghd2 wrote
I'm cilantro.
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Rithuim t1_jbligf9 wrote
Is gravy a spice?
SuperZoomBattle2086 t1_jbliqv3 wrote
It is not.
acholst83 t1_jbljrjx wrote
Cumin spice is exactly what David Beckham did
IronGigant t1_jblmifk wrote
But there is Gravy Spice.
Jarko314 t1_jblpllj wrote
Let’s not forget that those names came from a journalist (and likely a pretty racist one since she decided Mel B looked scary…)
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srentiln t1_jbm6bv7 wrote
I'm old spice
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culingerai t1_jbma3nu wrote
Technically, none of them were as they were homo sapiens which is not part of any spice family.
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No-Wonder1139 t1_jbmb9e3 wrote
Maybe it's what was being spiced. Like "Well, listen up, sonny Jim: I ate a baby." And he required Baby Spice for that meal.
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pearlsbeforedogs t1_jbmosml wrote
Maybe not in your dinners...
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Quafeinum t1_jbmrrmq wrote
Don't forget Pumpkin.
EternalPinkMist t1_jbmxjii wrote
Why the assumption that its her race that she's scary? What if she was just a bitch?
Ignorhymus t1_jbmxjwq wrote
Why is David Beckham like a ferrero richer?
Because they both come in a posh box
EternalPinkMist t1_jbmxqok wrote
Isn't it a little odd to assume that people never fit a stereotype?
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CryptoCentric t1_jbn4wti wrote
We'd have to rename them The Savory Girls.
Mor_Hjordis t1_jbn5h45 wrote
I did cumin a lot on them.
scipio0421 t1_jbn6vs5 wrote
True, but Mel C, aka Sporty Spice, was great in Jesus Christ Superstar.
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scipio0421 t1_jbn6x48 wrote
You taste like soap?
ghostninja- t1_jbn72me wrote
I imagine gravy would be a … bigger gal
GTOdriver04 t1_jbn8901 wrote
Now she’s Red Bull Spice!
(She’s married to Christian Horner, Red Bull F1’s team boss)
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TheBaalzak t1_jbn94zg wrote
No but I think it's an instrument.
oO0tooth_fairy0Oo t1_jbn9ejl wrote
Nah there’s a ‘sport’ scent of Old Spice deodorant, so Sporty is a real one too.
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Only_Philosopher7351 t1_jbndv7z wrote
Together they make a pretty decent curry.
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crucible t1_jbnmxze wrote
Yes, and people on the F1 subreddits have since nicknamed Christian "Whinger Spice" :)
Roku-Hanmar t1_jbnnwss wrote
Was the journalist English, or American? Because the spice girls were English, and that term is American
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Tricky-Engineering59 t1_jbnzcow wrote
And there was a pepper I ate once that certainly could be classified as scary spicy
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elpajaroquemamais t1_jbo22l0 wrote
Why? They’d all be spices.
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HPayne62 t1_jbo6y8d wrote
And Christian Horner
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zigbigidorlu t1_jbo7slb wrote
When I cook babies, I always use baby spice to make them more tender and flavourful.
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MarleyandtheWhalers t1_jbo8i0p wrote
That reminds me, I should go out for some Scary this weekend. Haven't had that in ages
Up_Vootinator t1_jbo8s2d wrote
Christian Horny 😏
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TheRealJulesAMJ t1_jbog6bq wrote
Not really but it is delicious on French fries with cheese curds!
cyrusm t1_jbohh04 wrote
Technically an herb!
No-Wonder1139 t1_jbojxb3 wrote
Have you had any posh? To die for.
ooba-neba_nocci t1_jbonx23 wrote
This is ignorant and ill-advised.
Homo sapiens are an entree, not a spice.
check_this_kid17 t1_jbopsu7 wrote
Brilliant
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Aussie--Guy- t1_jbotz2e wrote
I don't know if anyone ever told her but Ginger isn't a spice It's just a root
mat_srutabes t1_jbovpt1 wrote
Wrong. He's Horny Spice to us
Djinjja-Ninja t1_jboxhru wrote
> since he decided Mel B looked scary
It was a woman, and it's because she was loud and tried to take over the photoshoot
> Jennifer Cawthron, who was also from Leeds, came up with that one because Mel B was so loud and had tried to take over our whole photo shoot.
Djinjja-Ninja t1_jboy27y wrote
Sure it is, the FDA defines spices as:
> SPICES - General Definition - Aromatic vegetable substances, in the whole, broken, or ground form, whose significant function in food is seasoning rather than nutrition. They are true to name and from them no portion of any volatile oil or other flavoring principle has been removed.
Ginger is also in the same family as cardamom and turmeric, and those would both be considered as spices as well.
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StoryProfessional593 t1_jbp07gd wrote
Taco spice
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Lord-llama t1_jbp490p wrote
side note but for the longest time I thought ice spice was one of the spice girls
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DudesworthMannington t1_jbpa0nn wrote
I was convinced at least one of them went on to be some mega star like most of those boy/girl bands of the era, but I looked into it and none of them really did. Weird for how popular they were. They were everywhere in the 90's.
Ok_Present_6508 t1_jbpadtj wrote
Do you mean to tell me that there are no spices named baby, sporty, scary, or posh?!
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Sir_Penguin21 t1_jbpfhum wrote
Hide your children!
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LarryCraigSmeg t1_jbpjz52 wrote
A ghost pepper?
Scary indeed.
LarryCraigSmeg t1_jbpk7bc wrote
What do you think a spice is?
Cinnamon is just some bark.
Cumin is just a seed.
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allrosecolored2 t1_jbpzh4w wrote
This sketch lives in my head rent free
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scipio0421 t1_jbqv2tg wrote
Yeah no mega-stardom, but they all had decent careers after.
Jarko314 t1_jbsvp76 wrote
My bad, fixed.
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