Submitted by Captain_Excellence t3_1269lm9 in Showerthoughts
OCE_Mythical t1_je8gdg1 wrote
You easily lose to fruit due to it still being food when it falls off the tree but even so I'd imagine something small and ubiquitous like rice would win out over popcorn.
mattthr t1_je8y5wn wrote
Nuts probably even more so than fruit.
Dear-Dig4601 t1_je93ine wrote
Salt
Arrowcreek t1_jea54ql wrote
Salt isn't a food? Is it a mineral?
JockoV t1_jeb26b3 wrote
Dammit Marie they're rocks! Oh wait . . .
Dear-Dig4601 t1_jeb0wb7 wrote
"any nutritious substance that people or animals eat or drink or that plants absorb in order to maintain life and growth." Salt
[deleted] t1_jeaj41f wrote
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Qwertyham t1_jecchf3 wrote
Bro what? So chicken isn't food, it's meat. Apples aren't food, they're fruit. Potatoes aren't food, just roots.
BADman2169420 t1_je9bx9v wrote
The salt on the popcorn.
BarryZZZ t1_je9t1s0 wrote
The salt on thousands of miles of winter roadways.
Thompseanson7 t1_je9z9zz wrote
I wouldn’t recommend eating that stuff
Grayscape t1_jebc3iw wrote
I also wouldn't consider that "falling"
DSM202 t1_jed1qsg wrote
Wait, do snowflakes count as food? You can eat them
I_am_paperclip t1_jea52qj wrote
Does salt count as food?
Dear-Dig4601 t1_jeb0zx7 wrote
"any nutritious substance that people or animals eat or drink or that plants absorb in order to maintain life and growth." Salt
Michael4444RG t1_je9knji wrote
Deez?
AppuTheFmFreak t1_je9mzcx wrote
Kinky
ICanDieRightNowPlz t1_jeawvs5 wrote
Deez nuts
Lives2Splooge69 t1_jebosa9 wrote
Deez nuts at least
SwordfishNew6266 t1_jeac9n1 wrote
Coconuts
Logicrazy12 t1_jeafy3w wrote
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
SEVENfungusconsumer t1_jeb5aw0 wrote
They grow legs
TheFerricGenum t1_jeagtka wrote
Cheerios off a toddler’s tray > popcorn
warmachine237 t1_je97sx7 wrote
Or you know even without popping... corn
AdNormal5424 t1_jebtqis wrote
crumbly baguette broken apart by hand begs to differ
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