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MicroBadger_ t1_iuawxgn wrote

Actually they did a skit where Walter white was a crazy dream Hal had.

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diamondsw t1_iub0iq5 wrote

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toothfixingfiend t1_iuawj2n wrote

Must have also gotten some amazing plastic surgery that de-aged him by 20+ years.

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adeadfreelancer t1_iuawxnz wrote

Wow, the witness protection program was so good it sent him into the past and completely changed his personality, interests, and philosophy!

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Solid-Description-39 t1_iub0ufh wrote

Okay but I’d watch the hell out of a show where they send witnesses protection assets back in time to hide, only if wait now the people hunting him are all to young to know could be interesting

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Gummy_yumyum t1_iuau6bl wrote

No. He moved to New York and became a dentist… and then even later a Jew.

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WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_iuavcea wrote

You sound like an anti-dentite

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lap_salad t1_iub3m66 wrote

This fan theory is so old. It was around when they were still making the show. Why pretend you came up with it?

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Lichaamsgezicht t1_iucuc7y wrote

It's a theory many people can think of sepperate from each other without knowing its already a thing.

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1amlost t1_iuazahh wrote

No, he time-traveled back to Japan just in time to start working in a nuclear plant and get obsessed with Godzilla!

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RiemsMUFC t1_iub22yz wrote

A shower thought that you stole from a fan theory and meme that’s about 10 years old in a sad attempt at karma farming

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0daysTilSummer t1_iub1ulo wrote

Witness protection for what? No one was convicted of anything!

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Pugetffej t1_iub2lpv wrote

There was no one left for him to testify against. He already killed everyone.

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AwardMother1694 t1_iub2oks wrote

Actually, after Malcom gose to collage, Hal leaves his family, founds Grey matter, and breaking bad happens

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_hic-sunt-dracones_ t1_iub432o wrote

The mom of Malcom in the middle having acces to some secret emergency stach of meth would explain a lot.

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Caboose330 t1_iub57dm wrote

Shut the hell up this is a stupid ass theory he literally is shown to be lying dead In the meth lab and Vince Gilligan and Bryan Cranston have both said that the theory isn’t true

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Me0w981 t1_iubi9sr wrote

I just started watching the show, and was really impressed with my somehow avoiding spoilers of a 14 year old show.

Not anymore.

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rogerg411 t1_iub0bzh wrote

No he moved to Ohio and won the "winfalls" lottery with his city

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SalsaYogurt t1_iub2afz wrote

I'm just imagining Breaking Bad but with Lois as Walt's wife.

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