Or what they usually do: “Maintenance at the refineries”

We are the best of the best at school shootings. We’re #1 We’re #1 🇺🇸🇺🇸🎉🥳🎊

The point of this subreddit is to find the interesting in the mundane. Realizing that we’ve got it good, and HOW good, is interesting to me and at least 1,300 others.

Male seahorses are the pregnant ones.

Both female and male hyenas have testes and a penis. And for both sexes, the penis goes erect around female hyena. When the dominant female Clownfish dies, her mate takes her place and changes his sex to female. Gender isn’t fixed in the animal world, and those are just two examples of animals that aren’t stuck with just one gender.

He was just Cool Dude Nick

Those here who really need to touch grass won’t

Are you upset with beach badges? Why shouldn’t people pay their way for things they use? If you’re using the beach and expect it to be clean and safe, who says you should get it for free, especially if you’re not from the town in which the beach exists?

Tinton Falls

Little do you know I’m holding New Egypt

*five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour, a three hour tour”

LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!

Your teeth won’t pass the “tissue test.”

This is the way

There was a massive spill off Huntington Beach, CA, in 2020. Then there’s the Deepwater Horizon disaster that’s still impacting Gulf of Mexico beaches 13 years later. All you need is one accident and you could have billions in lost revenue from Sandy Hook to Atlantic City.

I’m on your side here on all of that.

They’re ugly, but they also utterly ruin beaches when things go wrong—and they do.

So we should mothball our entire Atlantic fleet? Warships/submarines use sonar. Hey, if you want a total stand-down of military operations on the water, then get behind that.

They wanted oil platforms close enough for us to see from the beach. Why should a windmill be any different?

Wait, so windmills didn’t give the whales cancer?

That will be banned May 2025

As others have said, Real ID just enhances your driver license. It means you can use it instead of a passport to get on planes, etc.

We assume your fear of gluten is so severe that we carry bagels to use in robbing Angelinos.

I hope he does so we can use it to round up all republicans as criminals.

Laughably dramatic but painfully true. It’s not zero sum game.