Oh no, you don’t get off that easy! You got a few more decades to get through remembering what youth felt like, seeing young people ignorant of what they have and complaining about petty crap. What, you though some people are just get born cranky old coots? Nah, you have to steep a while! Soak in that bitter dregs! Then, then you will finally understand how funny Betty White really was! Er, what were we talking about?