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DerangedBeaver t1_iy6jajl wrote

As a former EMT, I can say with good certainty that waaaay more people die naked than you would think.

At least two of the first three or four dead people I got called to were naked.

Blood don’t pump when you’re dead, so who would be able to tell if you were wringing the ol’ ding ding? We all die floppy, my friend; salute your salami without worry

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