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Uh...you know part of learning how to swim is to learn how NOT to drink the water right?

This man said "they can't outswim me if I drink at the water."

Please, I drink the most piss. I guzzle piss straight from the source.

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I guess you've never done intense swimming drills before

Guess not. I stopped at Bronze Medallion in life guarding.