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ResponsibleHorror882 t1_j2c716r wrote
He throws razor sharp, bat shaped shurikens at people hard enough to knock them backwards a few feet, he's thrown countless villains down stairs or off of gangways 3 stories up, hell I can't count the number of guys he's thrown out windows or off of bridges. I mean sure, his smoke bombs have probably set off a few bad guys emphysema, but the number of people he theoretically kills from underlying conditions is nothing compared to the number of underlings he's impaled with a batarang or chucked off a high place, or just beat to death with his bare hands. How many punches from a bat gauntlet do you think the average thug can take, I'd be he's caved more faces in than hes given heart attacks.
BookerCatchanSTD OP t1_j2c7tn2 wrote
I think to when he slams the Jokers head into the table in Dark Knight and what if the Joker goes into a brain damaged seizure. I mean, he’s just as human as the rest of us. And yeah I get it, superhero stories require some suspension of belief but it would have been dark funny if he accidentally killed the Joker then and Harvey and Maggie Gylenhaal would have been screwed.
Mysterious-Web3050 t1_j2cfid2 wrote
He doesn’t have a no killing policy, he has a no guns policy.
Lucifer___444 t1_j2cmw9t wrote
It’s a given that super heroes get free kills. They working 24/7.
GawdsPerfectTripod t1_j2crbw0 wrote
Batman is a goon. A silver spoon fed, billionaire, playboy, who dresses up in latex and rubber at night to beat up the mentally handicapped. Anyone ever notice that NONE of the "criminals" he catches go to jail? They ALL go to the looney bin. Guy's a menace.
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