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The cows are the ones that cry the most

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The only people who cry over spilled milk are babies who think milk taste good, who also wouldn’t inow they’re lactose intolerant, or stressed out moms, who are crying because thry have to clean up a mess.

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A person who claims to be lactose intolerant, but really isn’t, is just a bit of a hypochondriac - is more likely to cry over anything.

You don’t have ME, either Rachel.

You’re just boring.

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