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MilwaakeePustaBandit t1_j2bfi1o wrote

What if you put your thumb over your dickhole like a garden hose and let the pee spray out periodically in morse code? Most effective with hard surfaces

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I-Jobless t1_j2cveky wrote

I don't think most dicks have such hard surfaces.

This is clearly just my assumption with a very small sample size without any actual hardness testing equipment.

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