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foozballisdevil t1_j1vibc4 wrote

Only shoes and shirts... Nowhere does it say I have to wear pants.

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Sevla7 t1_j1w018r wrote

Naked with shoes I feel like Sonic.

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Birkin07 t1_j1w32df wrote

Or just a T shirt.

We call that Pooh-Bearin'.

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Alastorlexicus t1_j1w4j2e wrote

Straight up Donald ducking it.

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Blacklight8786 t1_j1wee2e wrote

I've heard this exact term in a youtube gaming video thats completely unrelated to the conversation at hand

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Ttokk t1_j1wf3cj wrote

Because both of them are fairly widespread.

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Forever_Man t1_j1w9oyr wrote

I like to yogi bear it, personally. Hat and tie and nothing else.

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Batchet t1_j1wdr2s wrote

Sometimes, you can be all about business and pleasure

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Naud t1_j1wdxmj wrote

That’s low key a bar.

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tommytraddles t1_j1w86jm wrote

I was returning some pants. I took a short cut in a subway tunnel and fell in some mud, ruining my pants. The very pants I was returning.

I don't understand - you were wearing the pants you were returning?

Well...yeah, I guess I was.

But what were you going to wear home?

Elaine, are you listening? I never even got there!

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Hamza-alakhdar t1_j1wb0cn wrote

U can go with only socks on and call yourself darwen

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BlockNoodle t1_j1wfq24 wrote

Or you can go with only a collar and call yourself Brian

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DumbPotatoBasket t1_j1wd87u wrote

It would be a shame if you had you wear pants to shop. I only wear shorts!

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foozballisdevil t1_j1wmovo wrote

The signs outside most stores as I was growing didn't say anything about those either.

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Dabber42 t1_j1wp9fu wrote

I was out working and got my shorts snagged on a nail and it completely shredded the front. I was still wearing them but my boxers were completely exposed. I went to a good will just down the street and bought a new pair and nobody said anything. The cashier even gave me a discount because I really needed pants now.

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Stunning_Patience_78 t1_j1xdlpy wrote

The pants are covered by law, so they don't need to be specified. At least that's what someone told me once.

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foozballisdevil t1_j1xhat5 wrote

Which law?

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Stunning_Patience_78 t1_j1xu5v9 wrote

Indecent exposure laws. They say your genitals have to be covered. However it's legal to be topless for both men and women. So places stipulate that you must wear a shirt.

Note: pants obviously include skirts, bathing suits, whatever.

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foozballisdevil t1_j1z20r0 wrote

So I can just run around in my Grammy panties and call it a bikini. You can't make me wear any leg coverings. Thanks!

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