Submitted by setherooo9 t3_zzyv6f in Showerthoughts
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[deleted] t1_j2ee6ah wrote
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Nib2319 t1_j2egdxt wrote
Because why would you continue to look for something you have already found?
GeneticPermutation t1_j2egkz0 wrote
There was an old Mitch Hedberg bit about this that I’ll probably butcher: “It’s always in the last place you look. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you found it?”
IrishFlukey t1_j2ehgr9 wrote
Not if you never find them. They could even be in a place you looked, but not well enough.
throwamarlonwayans t1_j2ei61m wrote
This is why I always skip the first place I’d look for something. I don’t always find it, but I never stop looking.
setherooo9 OP t1_j2ekulh wrote
I hadn’t heard that bit, but it was exactly what I was thinking this morning when I was looking for something.
Denaton_ t1_j2ezx0k wrote
If you continue to look for the thing after you find it, you should put yourself at a mental hospital.
Express_Vehicle_6944 t1_j2fsyfc wrote
This shit gets posted but i post anything at all and it is instantly removed without justification
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