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HiPoojan t1_j6et0j2 wrote

What makes you think that caffeine increases life expectancy

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8bitb4rt t1_j6eucgy wrote

I think they mean that modern medicine will increase our life expectancy despite all the energy drinks we will consume. IDK what they mean tbh

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[deleted] OP t1_j6eu4ic wrote

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Bagget318 t1_j6euder wrote

It won't stop it will cease all operations

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Flowofinfo t1_j6exbt4 wrote

Does anyone have even the slightest clue what this person is talking about at all?

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Grinagh t1_j6evpzy wrote

You do realize that there is a finite number of beats for your heart, it's the first muscle to form and short of miraculous medical innovation to regrow cardiac tissue right now the best we have is a heart transplant and that carries with it some very real complications. That being said the more your heart beats, the sooner your death 💀

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Wrong_Opposites t1_j6f7zic wrote

I'll still drink Rockstars in my 90s.

Death will not stop me.

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