enderverse87

enderverse87 t1_jaand0m wrote

Reply to comment by thescrounger in Magnetic pole reversal by Gopokes91

Y2K only turned out fine because we spent years fixing it ahead of time. If somehow we had totally missed it until it happened it would have been really bad.

We'll probably have a few years notice for this as well, so it will probably also be not a huge deal.

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enderverse87 t1_ja9bre6 wrote

We don't really know since it's never happened yet since we invented electricity.

It's most likely not going to be that big a deal.

Maybe shut down flights for a few days/weeks? Maybe some minor temporary issues with satellites.

The next big solar flare, now that's going to cause some problems. The one in 1859 would shut down half the globe if it happened now.

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enderverse87 t1_j9oiewq wrote

>I’ve never felt romantic attraction and I’d like to experience it one day. Could this be possible, or is it just science fiction?

That's more likely to be altered with chemicals rather than surgery.

It's also possible you have felt it but weren't able to recognize or label the emotion properly. That's also common.

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enderverse87 t1_j4n6vei wrote

Yeah. The phrasing doesn't work as well as the original joke.

>Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

>"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

>"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

>"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

>"Yes, I did."

> "My God, Bill, what happened?"

> "I got fired."

>"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

>"Oh...she got fired too."

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