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southcentralLAguy t1_j6i4zge wrote

Just wait until this guy finds out other people where shoes and clothes. Gonna change his life

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rocketeerH t1_j6i8h3k wrote

And braces and glasses and lasik and breast implants and HRT and nail clippers and nail polish and haircuts and tattoos and surgery and medicine and robotic limbs and razors and

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DiddyDaedle t1_j6jnru8 wrote

And guns, don’t forget about guns. Gotta love guns.

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raydditor t1_j6i5chp wrote

This is a dumb thought. Humans come with the most standard upgrades compared to every other organism. We have shoes, clothes, cars, glasses, phones and this list is virtually infinite.

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Turboboxer t1_j6i5bqc wrote

Go back and think some more. There are definitely things we do as standard upgrades. Vaccines come to mind.

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Unused_Application_ t1_j6i4jyv wrote

We humans can be a bit slow at times, but don't worry we are working on it! In the meantime, why not get yourself some shoes with horseshoe-inspired designs? ;)

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Pablo_the_cat t1_j6i6b2e wrote

..something like dentures for teeth.. Knee and hip replacements using Titanium instead of bone.. High tech shoes instead of horseshoes.. What do you mean?

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zaqwert6 t1_j6i6xrg wrote

You mean like sneakers? Or corrective eyewear? Or surgical implants? Pacemakers? Clothing for cold weather? Make up?.......

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Xralius t1_j6ifumk wrote

Yeah if only people had peopleshoes like horses have horseshoes... oh wait.

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Curtainmachine t1_j6itrss wrote

How much lead is in the water where all these thoughts have been coming from lately?

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marsumane t1_j6i8e9n wrote

So many inventions .. phones shoes, cars... Even a megaphone

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Crott117 t1_j6ixxi3 wrote

What if I told you shoes are available for more than just horses?

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woozzzzie t1_j6j6v95 wrote

Eye surgery, cosmetic surgery, dental implants, leg and arm lengthening/ shortening, genital surgery, plastic surgery

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agag98 t1_j6klpz5 wrote

I’m disabled and use a cane so would that be considered an upgrade?

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hairywetcrotch t1_j6mex4z wrote

Horses have shoes because we have bread them for other abilities and weaker hooves came along with that. Humans have never been selectively bred for a particular trait otherwise we probably would.

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