Submitted by magical_healing t3_110j6b8 in UpliftingNews
catpone t1_j89dprt wrote
Choppers running, Fortunate Son playing, Freedom delivery is on the way.
cvndrvn t1_j89rim8 wrote
America, fuck ya! Time to save the mother fuckin day ya!
SneedyK t1_j89t1u8 wrote
If we liberate this lithium we’ll all feel better about liberating the oil next
SilverNicktail t1_j8a1m5b wrote
I mean I know you're joking but there's no way in a million years. Aside from the US already having a lithium mine in Nevada, India has more than a billion people, and China and Russia would *definitely* come to its aid in that case. It would be bloody and awful, and then America would lose really really hard.
LycanHD t1_j8ei10f wrote
NATO
SilverNicktail t1_j8f98vu wrote
Is a defensive treaty and doesn't apply to invasions, lol
makelo06 t1_j8b028l wrote
With the density of their population, bombings would be much more effective. Also, population =/= strength. Vietnam had a large number advantage, yet still lost 10 soldiers for every American killed (not even including civilian casualties). Their training is also historically terrible, along with Indian, Chinese, and Russian technology. It would be bloody, but not for the US.
SilverNicktail t1_j8b3mfp wrote
> Also, population =/= strength. Vietnam had a large number advantage, yet still lost 10 soldiers for every American killed (not even including civilian casualties).
And remind me, who won that war?
> It would be bloody, but not for the US.
I didn't specify US deaths, I said they'd lose. I have this nasty habit of caring about innocent deaths no matter where they're from. You, on the other hand, appear to be starting from the position of mass-bombing civilians.
You know.....war crimes....
Brainlet- t1_j8c8kzf wrote
America: gets nuked
Americans: stare retardedly
ZeStupidPotato t1_j8hzdhi wrote
Yo sit the fuck down Steiner
You are 80 years too late
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Vesalii t1_j8alyer wrote
Some folks are born made to wave the flag o7
yarrpirates t1_j8d238c wrote
India has nukes, my man.
stusthrowaway t1_j8d96tr wrote
I blame Gandhi.
Flaconsblew283lead t1_j8dvv9b wrote
Which one? Indria?
ZeStupidPotato t1_j8hz5t6 wrote
The one with laser red eyes
FriendRaven1 t1_j8ca3ya wrote
"Iiireeene!"
chickencheesedosa t1_j8cr553 wrote
To we’re playing that song in the mess here too join us!
Shitty joke
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