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paddywacknack t1_j9xdvlk wrote

What the fuck is this title? It reads like a crap clickbait article.

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CheesyLala t1_j9xjgld wrote

Yeah my thoughts exactly. Why is it turned into some drama requiring mystical woo that the guy who found him 'trusted his gut' as if there's some kind of divine inspiration, rather than just he got lucky and found him?

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Superbead t1_j9y5vyv wrote

That 2-year-old boy's name?

>!Albert Einstein&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;!<

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Skogula t1_j9yb6zb wrote

Plot twist, when he said he trusted his guts, he was practising Haruspicy

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terrytapeworm t1_j9z637a wrote

And what would prevent him or the rest of the rescue team from ALSO searching the path on the right?

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HaikuBotStalksMe t1_j9xfti7 wrote

What the fuck kind of grammar is this?

> “Mama, Mama,” the boy said, latching onto Link. We’re going to Mama, Link said.

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Superbead t1_j9y5pq9 wrote

> his wild, golden hair a bush of brambles and curls on his head

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Acatinmylap t1_j9y58rg wrote

The whole article reads like it was written by a high schooler on their first internship.

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Hecticfreeze t1_j9yluyw wrote

This child was found with one easy trick that rescue teams DONT want you to know!

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Jellodyne t1_j9yibga wrote

As soon as the volunteer saw the child he immediately called the police!

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mkmakashaggy t1_j9ydzvw wrote

Lol I know. It was a fork, 50/50 shot he'd choose the right way. So fucking stupid

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wienour t1_j9zesz1 wrote

Not even clickbait, the writing reminds me of like the formulaic narrative style writing you’d learn in elementary school. It’s just really corny. Hard to explain.

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