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HBPhilly1 t1_jawpwqd wrote

What were you doing between 1995 and 2010? There's seems to be a large hole left on your resume?

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PaxNova t1_jaxu1jg wrote

Me: That was when I went to Yale.

Them: wow, you're hired!

Me: thanks for the yob!

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Throwaway4545232 t1_jax3pwo wrote

I took some time to myself for self reflection and reconsidering my priorities. You know, some “me” time.

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Elemenohpede t1_jaza3pn wrote

Oh that? Its nothing. In '95 I tried to kill a baby after killing his parents. The little bastard survived and I died. Luckily I had a few kick knacks around with bits of my soul infused in them, and here i am good as new!

I'm good with animals and have strong leadership skills, and wish for nothing more than the advancement of pure-blooded bloodlines.

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HBPhilly1 t1_jazaaxt wrote

Geez if that happened to me I'd kill myself or I would just wait and try to kill the baby when I get my strength back

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Elemenohpede t1_jazap2h wrote

Funny you mention the latter. Babies tend to grow into Harry teenagers, and they are slippery little buggers let me tell you!

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