One time, we were throwing a party at my house, and the cops did show up, but we were smart and marked hands with a circle for 21+, and an X for <21, so the underages just had to put their drinks down.

Except for one of my friends, and one of my roommates friends, who had never met before, and were the only two black people at the party, each climbed onto the washer and dryer, crouched, and pulled the French doors shut.

Cops left pretty soon, and we were wondering where the fuck D and R were, until they knocked on the doors to the laundry nook because the hinges were stuck.