Submitted by Artemis_Understood t3_11uc74v in UpliftingNews
TheSmegger t1_jco7ols wrote
Reply to comment by Em_Adespoton in Young man wrestles grizzly bear to save his friend's life - and succeeds by Artemis_Understood
The recommendation for dealing with a polar bear, if you have no weapon, is to run to water asap. Then dive in and inhale... It's a much better way to die than being torn to shreds, while being kept alive as long as possible.
TolMera t1_jcp7gck wrote
Wtf? They keep you alive!
orangethepurple t1_jcpdx9h wrote
Kind of, it's not that they're trying to. Bears just don't give the courtesy of making sure you're dead first before they start eating like tigers.
Anangrywookiee t1_jcqgj9d wrote
That’s why I always do my best to stick my head right into the polar bears mouth.
TolMera t1_jcqyjlf wrote
That would make an intense video game. You’re not dead until you’re actually dead
zingingcutie333 t1_jcrb5bz wrote
This got me. I snorted 😂😂
Fun-Agent-7667 t1_jcq4r9w wrote
Well tigers always Go for the Neck. Relative quick death
phantomlil13 t1_jcp9aqq wrote
To shreds you say?
BuddJones t1_jcpgu6p wrote
How’s his wife holding up?
Occam_Toothbrush t1_jcpj4o1 wrote
...to shreds, you say...
docnig t1_jcs2dgf wrote
And what about their paper shredder?
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