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Dirk_The_Cowardly t1_je144uq wrote
So you know Latisha too?
PV-INVICTUS t1_je1cwr2 wrote
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Dirk_The_Cowardly t1_je1lbup wrote
You need to reboot.
I detect an error in network processing.
Levh21 t1_je2lf3l wrote
Program X is running perfectly.
stackered t1_je2ddzo wrote
she ain't messin with no broke
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stackered t1_je3524w wrote
Dang, I need to ramp that up!!
rabbitwonker t1_je3bpb6 wrote
Amateur.
The professionals find billions of dollars in old rich guys
Traumfahrer t1_je2x11d wrote
You really don't want to see the crack that it came from.
Fair_Month2112 t1_je15goe wrote
Sounds like a professional gold digger
psyentist15 t1_je1nw4s wrote
Sounds like a pinnacle episode of Aussie Gold Hunters.
SpinCharm t1_je1viir wrote
One thing that keeps amateur prospecting popular is that as technology improves, new detectors come out they are more sensitive, more discreet, and can detect gold further underground than previous models. So people can go over the same well-trodden fields and find gold that others previously overlooked.
mazurzapt t1_je2bffp wrote
Do you have any maps?
SpinCharm t1_je2cjkt wrote
No. But there are shops in Ballarat you can grab them from.
Itsumishi t1_je48xgt wrote
This guy was apparently using a cheap detector and the nugget just happened to be less than 30cm below the surface.
Seems like he mostly just got incredibly lucky!
sharksnut t1_je2nuhn wrote
Recommendations?
SpinCharm t1_je2oobz wrote
Only to watch The Detectorists. Awesomely excellent.
niolator t1_je111ao wrote
Thats worth over a million Dollarydoos!
zaczacx t1_je2jz9l wrote
Could play knifey spoony for a whole arvo with those kind of dollarydoos.
proteusON t1_je2qo2d wrote
B E E R
mstscnotforme t1_je2emzn wrote
Dollar-bucks are whackado
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DudesworthMannington t1_je2k1tm wrote
Think of all the shrimp he can put on his barbie!
sunbeam43 t1_je2v6v1 wrote
This made me laugh so much.
SpectralMagic t1_je1hw3q wrote
They will be chasing that high for the rest of their life. All they will find is disappointment and sorrow
BatteryAcid67 t1_je1klrs wrote
Or wisely invest this and turn it into a 10 more money and have a great life of fun and freedom
razblack t1_je22k8b wrote
How much is 10 more money.... is that an Australian kangaroo dollar?
CharacterOtherwise77 t1_je22yh3 wrote
Drop bear currency
razblack t1_je23b7z wrote
I read that as beer money... I'll accept it.
gregorydgraham t1_je70b2t wrote
The screams of their victims?
gregorydgraham t1_je70613 wrote
About π zloty
CassandraVindicated t1_je3vh8u wrote
It also depends on the value. If that number we are seeing is just the value of the processed gold, there is likely more value in the raw nuggets itself. It's be better if it were and all jangly put pure nuggets, but still.
I hope they do take that money and invest it, kind of like a gambler building up a nest egg.
delegateTHIS t1_je3hw8r wrote
And more gold
doggedgage t1_je1789n wrote
Now they can afford a Playstation 5 and one game!
Dhoraks t1_je2uys4 wrote
They can get 1 hoyts ticket but not able to afford the popcorn drink combo however
himsoforreal t1_je290p6 wrote
They're $400 at target rn.
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I_REALLY_LIKE_BIRDS t1_je2vxmd wrote
The radio edit I always heard growing up was "broke-dy broke" and I did not know it any other way until I was 26 freaking years old lol.
MasterDooman t1_je5cpe1 wrote
Well.... I didn't realize there was two versions until now
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cnn t1_je1llh5 wrote
An amateur gold digger has found an enormous gold nugget worth 240,000 AUD ($160,000) in Australia. Discovered in the state of Victoria in an area known as the "Golden Triangle," the gold-filled rock weighs 4.6 kilograms (10.1 pounds), with the precious metal making up 2.6 kilograms (5.7 pounds).
Named the "Lucky Strike Nugget," the gold specimen was taken to prospecting shop Lucky Strike Gold toward the end of last year and dropped into the hands of shop owner Darren Kamp, who valued it. "When it hit my hand, my jaw dropped with it," Kamp told CNN on Tuesday. "It was just incredible. Once-in-a-lifetime find."
https://edition.cnn.com/style/article/gold-nugget-huge-australia-intl-scli/index.html
Vladimir_Putting t1_je2u53n wrote
Huh. I honestly thought 5.7 pounds of gold would be worth way more than that.
discoteqa t1_je1vep9 wrote
Reminds me of the film The Nugget
vbcbandr t1_je2k3d6 wrote
Lucky fucker...he can now put a deposit down on a studio apartment on the wrong side of the tracks!
kaowser t1_je2nssq wrote
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SmokeAbeer t1_je2mvro wrote
Hello Mr. Pocket!
apocolipse t1_je3czxs wrote
Just because a man has a few extra pounds and a few extra dollars, all of a sudden he's a "huge nugget"? smh, good luck to him and his future wife.
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meabbott t1_je2qffo wrote
Look at this amateur over here.
curious_fowl t1_je2vgwr wrote
Wow, you did something very difficult these days: you said something Kanye would not.
ghunt81 t1_je2wm4s wrote
Bbl, catching a schooner to Australia
Itsumishi t1_je49en0 wrote
Mate you'll never fit in a Schooner, need at least a Pint probably a jug.
PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED t1_je33esk wrote
Now I ain't saying he's a gold digger
jawshoeaw t1_je3p583 wrote
Sweet ! That should pay for ….let’s see, 2 years of retirement
DFuel t1_je3u9n0 wrote
Ah that's where it went! Thanks for finding it.
Tjomek t1_je3yuby wrote
We are going to be rich!
Rock and stone!
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Agitated-Pilot-1897 t1_je40n3v wrote
Gold digging is my profession.
motorbit t1_je48agl wrote
im so glad this happend. if we can scale this up, we can solve global poverty. i feel very lifted up now.
Pokefan8263 t1_je4mkh1 wrote
I wish I could find an expensive rock
Opposite_Interview80 t1_je50pjw wrote
Didnt know ur mom lives in Australia
superrad99 t1_je57q66 wrote
I saw this movie. He dies in the end.
ExcellentOutcome934 t1_je7btlb wrote
What a lucky fella!
whoaismebro13 t1_je29c9w wrote
It's fake, the picture isn't upside down
MasterDooman t1_je5cwjk wrote
Downvoted? People have no sense of humour
Knichols2176 t1_je2o864 wrote
Does this rock in any way help us understand how gold is formed? Is the rock otherwise quartz? I’m guessing but maybe molten lava contains gold and settles at lowest point unless a rock like this blocks golds flow.
smurficus103 t1_je31so3 wrote
Im not a geologist, but, the larger rocks crack and veins of other material can fill that crack. Sometimes you'll find pretty veins of quartz.
Im not sure what that nice white color rock is
marrangutang t1_je41r3d wrote
Gold and quartz is often found together… all the prospecting vids I ever saw they get very excited when they find the quartz vein
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chuk2015 t1_je2xmjc wrote
The fuck is this adbot?
craybest t1_je10x5i wrote
What a gold digger