Submitted by inkwater t3_xuyqw8 in UpliftingNews
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Rocky_Road_To_Dublin t1_iqyafzu wrote
Yeah this sub is brutal lately.
"Good news, you can choose the the font and color of your food stamps now! Wholesome 💯"
D34th_gr1nd t1_iqz2bs6 wrote
Sounds like my roommate's choice.
TheBeTalls t1_ir1v0za wrote
As far as we offenders of workers rights go, Trader Joe’s is on the lower end of the list
ShuantheSheep3 t1_iqza5mb wrote
Who needs unions when you have a decent workplace and adequate pay! It’s nice they’re bringing the samples back, doesn’t have to be the cure for cancer.
Whetfarts69 t1_iqzbqxp wrote
Lol they don't have "adequate pay" - hence the union word floating around lately.
This is a silly false dilemma: they're not asking for the cure for cancer, dude - just the ability to afford a one-bedroom apartment. Less skuzzy healthcare criteria would be neat too.
Do you run Union-busting PR for Trader Joe's or something lol? Try a sample of some empathy.
phunktheworld t1_iqzjpqx wrote
Naw man Trader Joe’s has WAY better pay and bennies than Safeway and their union. And more flexibility than Safeway on hours and job stuff because they don’t have union rules to contend with. I’ve worked for both companies btw.
Sprouts needs a union, those poor souls
allierrachelle t1_iqzmilt wrote
Who needs the cure for cancer when I personally watched the company drain & exploit my spouse for years and then ultimately fuck them out of healthcare anyway?
The sad reality is TJs really is way better than other grocery jobs and it’s STILL exploitative and shitty. Good branding to make TJs seem like a neighborhood shop will make people forget that, but multibillion dollar companies like this all have the same core issues regarding the exploitation & dehumanization of their workers, and TJs is no exception.
Fighting-Cerberus t1_iqzsanm wrote
The history of labor and wages says everyone needs unions.
Kerbal634 t1_iqzc5hz wrote
Would be nice if they had it
IIIIlllIIlIllllIllll t1_ir0avey wrote
Oh fuck off, my 2 Buck Chuck is already $5 a bottle. Last thing I need is it going any higher.
frugal_lothario t1_iqyg43g wrote
...but hot coffee won't return...
Nooooo!
usernmtkn t1_iqz0wqd wrote
God damnit I forgot about the hot coffee. That was the best part!!! >:(
Loggerdon t1_iqz93py wrote
I really miss the free hot coffee. Damn.
ckb03 t1_ir02ppx wrote
I'm actually really glad about this, one of the stores I frequent placed the coffee station in the way of an aisle. Since COVID, I don't have to navigate around the senior citizen Karens complaining that there is no more milk for the free mini-cup of coffee that they are obviously entitled to.
nur5e t1_ir3zni4 wrote
Mine never had coffee or free samples. I hate living in Seattle sometimes because the gtonks ruin everything.
Live-Motor-4000 t1_iqyizvx wrote
EdgelordOfEdginess t1_iqzgmpm wrote
If this is true, this would be bad PR for Aldi Nord (Trader Joes) in Germany.
Live-Motor-4000 t1_ir0b3lu wrote
It’s true, added sources above
OrcOfDoom t1_iqys1v3 wrote
Free samples? What about unions for their employees?
TheGreenSleaves t1_iqyj4hk wrote
The pandemic truly ends today.
8Splendiferous8 t1_iqzdoog wrote
Huh. I just had a free sample from Trader Joe's today and hadn't even thought about the fact that I hadn't had one in years.
HVAC_and_Rum t1_iqyvght wrote
Whenever I see a post praising an anti-union company for doing something completely useless, I picture Walter White with the pizza saying "I've got dipping sticks"
Existential_Stick t1_iqyqu61 wrote
Anyone else feels super skittish about free samples and open food bars now that we've seen how the average person handles the pandemic...?
Tobias_Atwood t1_iqybadt wrote
Okay we need to find ten very similar-looking guys and dress them in the exact same outfit but for one hilariously over-the-top difference... I have a prank idea.
Bumpaudio t1_iqz4f1h wrote
Now, If we can just get Costco to bring back full menu. With combo pizza.
misternuttall t1_iqzajra wrote
I will fight in the combo pizza crusades
essentialsucculent t1_ir1t93c wrote
I have been singing the combo pizza blues the past few weeks. I too will fight in the combo pizza crusades
nur5e t1_ir3zl3p wrote
I want the hamburger back. It was huge.
GoddessWriter61 t1_iqyb459 wrote
No thanks. Too cautious since COVID.
sybrwookie t1_iqz3yn8 wrote
So, unless there's been news since I read about this last, you can't really catch Covid by eating it. So even if there are germs that way, you should be OK on that front.
Now, all the other things in the world? Completely different story, and people are disgusting. But you should be OK on that one limited front.
GoddessWriter61 t1_iqz670l wrote
No thanks. I did food sampling at Costco. I know what's involved and people are nasty.
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GoddessWriter61 t1_ir03q59 wrote
What are you talking about?
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cjboffoli t1_iqyuoem wrote
There's nothing that motivates me to stay away from a store than having to watch people (with their unwashed hands) scrambling for FREE STUFF.
naimastaybro t1_iqz9av8 wrote
Damn. I forgot they used to have free samples. Its been a long time.
spookyANDhungry t1_iqz508y wrote
How about unions? How about there's still a pandemic raging?
Gnawlydog t1_ir0lgsi wrote
In other uplifting news.. Olive Garden brought back its Endless Pasta Bowl!
rhab17 t1_iqzfh3b wrote
Are they wrapped in plastic?
BakeMeSomeCookies t1_iqzzmkj wrote
Nature is healing...
Chrgrfan55 t1_ir006xi wrote
Free listeria for everyone
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CurrentQuarter8791 t1_iqyedms wrote
Happy Cake day!
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rochakgupta t1_iqz4w5m wrote
Fuck yes. My meals for the week are sorted now.
AtsignAmpersat t1_iqzmpsn wrote
Can they bring back the Chicago mix popcorn?
tomu- t1_iqzsjmc wrote
I just assumed they never left. Whoopsie doodle.
Kalabula t1_ir0bbk6 wrote
Welp! I know what I’m doing with my morning. See yas later.
PM_ME_SOME_LUV t1_ir0upfi wrote
Hooray!
Gsquat t1_ir15hmc wrote
Anyone who takes free food samples is a heathen. There's some hills you have to die on. This is one of mine.
Zeke69Teenweed t1_ir1p741 wrote
Man, the bar for "uplifting news" is low.
DoctorWhosYoDaddy t1_ir1t27f wrote
Now I'll just wait for the Cinnamon filled Korean Pancakes to come back later this month.
Circlemadeeverything t1_ir2s8w1 wrote
Booooo. I hate crowds at TJ and Costco when the free food is out.
EdgelordOfEdginess t1_iqzgh4f wrote
Aldi Nord being based
BurningBallOfGas t1_iqzhx9p wrote
And their coffee?!?!
BrothaBeejus t1_iqzm0e6 wrote
The need to bring back the frozen mashed potato’s and the frozen lobster!
alienofwar t1_ir0y3ja wrote
Awww, no free coffee?
missannthrope1 t1_iqz1ggi wrote
The sign the panicdemic is truly over!
pompoushero t1_iqz8kfu wrote
While this is good news - (I didn’t even know they did samples at Traders Joes.) The REAL question is when are they gonna bring back the bar at Whole Foods, so I can drink while I shop?
Tawptuan t1_iqz6lbc wrote
Be sure to lick your fingers before and after.
parsifal t1_iqz9n2o wrote
It’s very annoying how closed-off and insular Trader Joe’s is. You can’t shop online or even look at their inventory, and you can’t get delivery. You ask the staff questions about availability and they know nothing, as if they’re waiting to see who survived the trek over the Silk Road.
dontcareitsonlyreddi t1_iqza3ch wrote
Don’t believe them!🫣
I was gonna get one and the sample lady said “ it’s not chocolate 🍫it’s poo💩😳, Melts in my butt and now in your mouth 👁️👄👁️”
I screamed 😱 and ran to my car🚗
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Whetfarts69 t1_iqy6dfq wrote
Who needs unions when you've got free samples!