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Unless they're in a moat, together

r/nottheonion

I posted this there too. I felt a lot of dissonance to see a story that (I thought) would fit in both subs.

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Weirdly heartwarming

Until it eats him

1. Wally has been known for years and has had 0 incidents and 2. Wally isn’t even big enough to consume a human being

Not that I agree with keeping alligators as pets in the home, but Wally is probably the most harmless one out there

“"I've never met an alligator that will not bite you," Henney told CBS News. "You fool around [with their head], their instinct is to grab you. He does not do it. You can reach in there and rub his tongue. He refuses to close his mouth. We don't know why." “