While it is well-established that online media loves cheap click bait ledes that drive traffic, one need look no further than their local resident reddit expert to figure out that the truth clearly, oh-so-obviously, actually lies in a massive government conspiracy linking a single minor legislative draft to a decades-old illegal migrant movement across borders.

> I was gonna read it, but then I just sort of paused my life to make a terribly ignorant comment instead.

FTFY