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KorgX3 t1_itnv8w6 wrote

My mother is one of those religious types. She believes if you donate organs, it's going to make it harder for Jesus to resurrect you after the Rapture or some shit. I'm like, "the Dude could just make me new organs," but she thinks everyone is going to be literal zombies coming back to life in their old bodies.

Personally, I opt in every fucking time not just because it's the right thing to do but to spite that old cow. Chop me up, sell me on dahmerdash.com, make me a cadaver so some intern can play with my micropenis. I don't care; just have fun.

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Ok_Skill_1195 t1_itnyrgn wrote

You should go over human decomposition with her. I have no doubt she wouldn't realize she was wrong, but it would be interesting to watch how she tries to incorporate that into her zombie resurrection head cannon.

Or do only the recently dead get to come back?

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Bonesmash t1_itnzzko wrote

To add to this hilarious point: what about cremation? How about the “relics” of catholic saints? Does the saint revive around its head or some other holy body part, like a finger. This could be really important for saints who got parted out by the church.

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KorgX3 t1_ito1vxr wrote

I have no idea, but I don't talk to her anymore. She was raised Mormon so I assume that's where it comes from. She has her 10 year supply of food in the basement, she painted her house bright colors, all this shit she was told to do because the end of days was supposed to happen in her lifetime. A lot of them also believe the Earth is only 7000 years old and that dinosaur fossils were put there by Lucifer to deceive us. It's best to just keep them at arm's length. lol

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Ok_Skill_1195 t1_ito460v wrote

Yikes, sorry you had to grow up in that, glad you got out.

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Oznog99 t1_itoaiz3 wrote

She's not a Christian, she's an Egyptian pharoah.

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draculamilktoast t1_itph0go wrote

How does she know Jesus will resurrect her given that she didn't allow him to resurrect another after her death?

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Whispering-Depths t1_iuf1kzv wrote

Ah, yes. Because their made up religious figure who's all about mega-kindness would surely punish you for a free act of kindness.

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shaneh445 t1_itopdmn wrote

Zombies

Religion

Rebirth

Why oh WHY do some people want another lifetime of all the silliness we've got going on/have gone through lol

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DooDooSlinger t1_itovxjt wrote

Because life is actually pretty great and you sure are on the wrong sub

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