_Blackstar t1_ivwv292 wrote on November 11, 2022 at 4:59 AM

Reply to comment by SeaWitchK in Couple Gets Married in the Produce Aisle at ALDI Grocery Store: 'It's One of Our Favorite Places' by groovygirl858

How DARE you imply that other peoples' idea of happiness is equal to my own? Especially when my idea of the perfect wedding is in a VERY Christian church, surrounded be equally conservative people who are also all straight, white, and share the same ideas on what creates true happiness? To deviate from this extremely narrow-minded idea is blasphemous!

/s if it wasn't obvious

SeaWitchK t1_ivwvfz1 wrote on November 11, 2022 at 5:03 AM

thank you for the laugh, friend!

_Blackstar t1_ivwvsnc wrote on November 11, 2022 at 5:07 AM

Yay friends!

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SeaWitchK t1_ivwxekt wrote on November 11, 2022 at 5:24 AM

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browtfareyoudoing t1_ivy3kch wrote on November 11, 2022 at 1:58 PM

Now kith

SeaWitchK t1_ivy3p1v wrote on November 11, 2022 at 1:59 PM

I just laughed out loud at my desk. Thank you!

browtfareyoudoing t1_ivy409z wrote on November 11, 2022 at 2:01 PM

I just love love, man.

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jazzman23uk t1_ivyqirh wrote on November 11, 2022 at 4:39 PM

As a professional choral singer, if I were to ever get married it would unfortunately have to be in a church because the reverb in Aldi is shocking, and pipe organs are very rare. Also, the other customers look at you weird if you start singing.