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Minus_the_details t1_ix1aj2w wrote
Librarian, here. Stop returning books that are years overdue. We don't miss them. We either replaced it or decided it wasn't worth keeping long ago. If it's just one book, we'll also happily wave the fine (if we even still have a record of you). If however you are Br--n K--------k from Englewood who checked out 50 movies and never returned them because you undoubtedly pawned them for cash, please know that we also keep collections of dark forbidden magic books and we know how to use them 😈
gir_loves_waffles t1_ix1b3ut wrote
>know that we also keep collections of dark forbidden magic books and we know how to use them 😈
Is it possible to learn this power?
jtnxdc01 t1_ix1hyv3 wrote
Its in a book
bhiney_witch t1_ix1iaiq wrote
Not from a Jedi.
gir_loves_waffles t1_ix1lqjr wrote
So take a look? Reading Rainbow?
IcelandIII t1_ix2nsr5 wrote
Mr. Ambrose, is that you?
Dramatic_Low_2019 t1_ix2nwe7 wrote
Try Reading Rainbow… It always seemed kind of evil to me🤔
Minus_the_details t1_ix2onqp wrote
I can't give the particulars away, but volunteering or getting an entry level job as a page is always a good place to start 😊
[deleted] t1_ix2ykua wrote
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mjz321 t1_ix3123b wrote
Not good PR to say we chucked it in the trash
donkeychaser1 t1_ix321mk wrote
Library detective Bookman has entered the chat
what_a_bean_mean t1_ix3cxt0 wrote
Bookman? The library investigator's name is actually, Bookman?
[deleted] t1_ix3h75n wrote
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Minus_the_details t1_ix3ht03 wrote
Pretty much. We live in an age of mass production. Nearly everything is replaceable. If you just lost the book for a month or so, of course we would welcome it back, but 47 years?
thinkdavis t1_ix3i2oa wrote
Serenity Now!
Yourbubblestink t1_ix3iue9 wrote
What sucks is a lot of people needed that book over the years and couldn’t get it because it was missing from the library. It’s a repair manual for how to fix your own car.
Welpmart t1_ix3jhvk wrote
BRB, getting my MLIS (master's in learned inscrutable spells)
BabyGMag t1_ix3nghv wrote
From Jedi, not possible, it is.
HVAC_and_Rum t1_ix3o42d wrote
Looks like Joyboy and his good time buddies finally decided to wise up.
woolsocksandsandals t1_ix3sqka wrote
It’s currently checked out.
Gunny_McCshoots t1_ix3ssel wrote
“The late fee will be 3 dollars sir”
Andreaspetersen12 t1_ix3t2u5 wrote
Is it a book about parenting or something?
GuyWhoIsGreat t1_ix3vf5a wrote
“in conclusion, i rember”
maggiemypet t1_ix44mh5 wrote
I have a book that I forgot to return 26 years ago, when I was 18. Between the military, all my moves, kids...I still have that book. The one of two things I kept from my childhood-It's not even a good book.
I've been torn between trying to do the right thing (whatever that is) and keeping it as some kind of trophy.
Pasabo_Music t1_ix44tmj wrote
cityshepherd t1_ix4sllt wrote
Should employee Stephen King's Library Cop
Wi11Pow3r t1_ix4x209 wrote
Sounds like keeping it IS the right thing at this point.
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