Submitted by AmethystOrator t3_1044d4c in UpliftingNews
flamingoeater t1_j33g7ve wrote
One time, I met a dude at the bank and proceeded to spend like three days at his place. Doing...things. Anywho, left and found my car with two parking tickets on it and went home and my roommate was like where were you? Lol I'm wondering if this was similar.
jazzpixie t1_j34j0ak wrote
My friend did the same, although he has a history of poor mental health so there was a massive police search and everything. Turns out he was just at a random house doing...things... and his phone had died
whitneyahn t1_j35bbaq wrote
I did this in high school. Skipped class for half a day to do… things, and came back to the cops.
Hefty_Land_9926 t1_j35srpa wrote
“Things” 😂😂😂
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stoner_97 t1_j358q4c wrote
It happens
jitterbug726 t1_j34p5a3 wrote
Yeah I’ve had too many benders in my 20s, this sounds like she decided to have a four day after party lol
PachinkoGear t1_j358ay7 wrote
It seems some people aren't familiar with the practice of continuing to drink in the mornings simply to fight off the hangover... then continuing to drink until they pass out... then drinking again in the morning to fight off the hangover... until you run out of money.
Apparently I have alcoholism.
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Zarohk t1_j35pcib wrote
My parents’ first date apparently lasted three days. I don’t need any more details.
My own second date with my partner was a whole long weekend, but I did remember to move my car frequently enough to avoid tickets.
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GettingBannedS00n t1_j33gejm wrote
Ew.
flamingoeater t1_j33gr4m wrote
It was 20 years ago, my friend. I'm pretty over being shamed for my choices. Lol
ismphoto123 t1_j33x5m2 wrote
Given their comment history, i’m guessing they’re a kid. I read your comment and thought “same” haha
No-Gear-6423 t1_j344bnb wrote
If you had picked up a woman at the bank that commenter would certainly be congratulating you. Incels got it rough I guess 😔
TheMadTemplar t1_j34njh5 wrote
See, I thought you meant drugs. Then he goes ew and it clicks, "oh, they meant fucking." Lol
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