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GoogleIsYourFrenemy t1_ja7u5mh wrote

It was bad. Real bad. A pack of humans? A group of humans? A Rave of humans. Yes that's the word. A rave of humans kicked open the doors to the Intergalactic Federation senate. The entire senate turned to see what the commotion was. They had a dude carrying a boombox on his shoulder and it was playing Rick Astley. Loud.

"Order! Order in the Senate!" The speaker tried to shout over the horrific racket. The humans ignored the command and approached the podium. Only upon reaching it did they turn down the volume and switch to a kareoke machine. They started with What's Up by 4 Non Blondes. He-man dance remix.

Yeah. Once the guards threw them out again, this time they were banished to their own alternate reality universe where life could never evolve. They were DONE with humanity. Transported the entire planet, just pushed it through the Tannhäuser Gate. Nobody deserved neighbors like them. Memory wiped them AGAIN for good measure.

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