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DTJ20 t1_j9klip2 wrote

What I have for you today is something special. An ornate lock designed to keep back the legions of the damned. Now normally for this kind of lock I'd want to pick it in a vice, but we're going to be picking in situ today. Normally on this kind of lock id use my lishi tool, however I've instead fashioned a little tool from some metal I found in a river that I'm calling a lethe tool. This will be available on covert instruments, and link in the description below.

Okay, let's get started.

Click out of one...

Two is binding...

Bit of a false promise of heavenly eternity on 3...

And we have that open. Honestly the security on this lock was beyond poor. Let me just reset the lock and I'll show again so you know it wasn't a fluke.

Click out of 1...

Some counter rotation on 3...

And we have that open even faster than last time.

Now the gates that this lock is attached to is made out of concentrated good, so the legions of hell can't touch these without significant damage to themselves. Likely this lock was included to conform with some biblical law, or to be sold in the state of california.

Anyway, that's all I have for you today.

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Elendur_Krown t1_j9ldvdo wrote

I read this aloud to my wife. We both agreed that you were very spot on with mimicking his style.

Thanks for a very amusing read!

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lunarsight t1_j9neqzl wrote

100% - I could practically hear his voice in my head speaking as I read this. He has a very distinctive patter.

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slyg t1_j9pqrj0 wrote

I agree too, the only think missing is the sound of the metal hitting metal

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ryry1237 t1_j9lpgh8 wrote

> or to be sold in the state of california.

I'm dying here XD

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ncc74656m t1_j9mce41 wrote

I have sent this to no less than a half dozen people. This is beautiful.

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