FWOOMP

"JESUS CHRIST, what the fuck Troy?!"

"I-I dunno dude! I was just doodling dicks and I added a sick looking fireball shooting out of one and it did that!"

"Bro, are you fucking high? You can't just summon a freaking Mario fireball by doodling! Where's the fucking lighter, man? Where're you hiding-"

FWOOMP

"JESUS CHRIST TROY!"

"It did it again! You try!"

"NO dude, you nearly set the ceiling-"

"Look, just shut up and try it, okay? Here, take my notebook - copy that, right there!"

"...All right, fine, but you're showing me where you're hiding that-"

FWOOMP

"Ah FUCK!"

"DUDE it worked for you too! Lemme see! Oh, you copied the dick too? Does it work without it?"

...

"Huh. Guess you need the dick too?"

"Okay cool, but can you try drawing something that won't set the house on fire?"

"Oh great idea! Lemme try beer! ...How the hell do you draw beer? Maybe if I do something like this..."

zzzZZZWOMP

"Oh just fucking great man, now there's a weird slime thing in the kitchen. Just great."

"It's kinda cute though."

"Bro, it's leaving a weird ooze trail everywhere. Take your slime and fireballs and weird magic shit outside dude."

"Your mom's leaving a weird ooze trail!"

"..."

"...Okay, okay, jeez! Tough audience! Whatever, c'mon uh... Mr. Slime. Can I call you that?"

glorp

"..."

"..."

"...Hey Troy?"

"What up?"

"Lemme know if you figure out the doodle for beer."