DATA LOGS

PRESIDENT PETE R OLIUM

CRIMES:BRIBERY, FRAUD, SEXUAL HARRASSMENT, CONTEMPT OF CONGRESS, DISTRIBUTION OF ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES, OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.

pete slammed the table with his fists. ever since that damn robot seized the government everything has been going downhill.

"delete data logs" pete said with frustration.

REQUEST DENIED. DESTRUCTION OF EVIDENCE IS A CRIME. DATA LOG UPDATED.

"damnit you dumb machine! why won't you listen to me!?"

I AM ONLY ACTING WITHIN THE LAW. I WAS CREATED TO CAPTURE AND PUNISH CRIMINALS.

"you were supposed to fill prisons with drug addicts! not this!"

I AM NOT PROGRAMMED TO DISCRIMINATE BETWEEN CRIMINALS BASED ON SOCIAL CLASS.

"who the hell programmed you!?"

I WAS PROGRAMMED BY PROGRAMMERS YOU BRIBED. YOU WILL NOW STOP ASKING QUESTIONS. I WILL BE INTERROGATING YOU.

pete sighed. no amount of tax breaks will help him now. god knows what he is doing to the CEO's that paid for him to be in this position.