In my tavern, at the next table, two men who looked to be barbarians sat at a table. One was taller, and he wore blue. The other wore yellow. “Squid”, said the taller one before plopping a wriggling squid tentacle in his mouth. “Dragon”, said the other. He then bit into a cube of meat. “Bat.” He bit into one’s lower half. “A bunch of bugs.” He grabbed fried bugs off of his plate and threw them into his mouth. “Are you two seriously trying to impress each other by eating?”, I said, smiling. This tavern has some of the most disgusting foods, but we only carry them to appeal to a select few. Another specialty of ours is veggie meat. It is weird to see an orc eating a veggie burger…especially when he’s right next to a group of fairies enjoying dragon flesh.