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KarmicWhim t1_j7zp0mn wrote

Life. The thing it despised most, what it thought was no more, had returned like a persistent gnat. The Kakistan ships each began to zip into deep space, many colliding with each other, creating ripples in space that further stirred the monstrous SCP. The remainder that were too cautious and slow had their escape cut off as 682 maneuvered them into its looming maw. Sensing that some areas of space-time possessed a higher quantity of energy than the rest, it followed the trail the Kakistans had left upon their dip into hyperspace. Slowly but surely making way towards them.

Glamix aboard the cruising mother ship sat in the former Captains chair doing his species's equivalent of hyperventilating. Though the intruder they had found aboard their mothership calmed him, an orange blob that he allowed to sit in his lap. He slowly caressed its top.

[Captain, what do we do with the intruder?]

[Let it be. It shall be serve as a gift of appeasement to our queen should our evidence somehow prove inefficient. Whatever this creature is, it seems to be capable of quelling negative emotion. It has also gifted me with an interesting document 📃 that I believe we can decipher.]

[Do you think it has something to do with the ... thing ... we saw back there?]

[Perhaps ... perhaps.]

The Kakistans would go on and make it back to their queen. Their evidence and the calming aura of the orange blob would prove sufficient enough to prevent their queen's eradication of her armada. It would also instill a fear in her that would compel their species to move to a planet within the farthest reaches of the ever-expanding universe. The document 📃 they had obtained was eventually was deciphered, it's contents telling them of mysterious beings, entities and anomalies that they had known nothing of. Though it had a page torn out. Coincidentally, the more they read the document, the more frequently the entities from the document seemed to appear on their planet. The Kakistans never seemed to make this connection, or perhaps it was the will of the document 📃 that compelled them to keep reading it. They'd eventually create a foundation upon which to contain these ever appearing anomalies.

After many many millions of years, their decision to move to the farthest reaches of the universe would prove fruitful. 682 would arrive, its mass significantly reduced due to it not slumbering, burning too much energy and being unable to sustain its size. It would crash onto their planet and consume anything in its path in an attempt to regain it's former mass. Warned by their ancestors the Kakistans were ready however and would capture it, having formed what they now called the S.C.P. foundation, they eventually worked out that the though they could not slay it, acid proved to be an effective means of containing it. They would conduct many tests to eradicate 682 resulting in a 100% failure rate. Eventually they would consider using their super weapon, The Light, an idea which the pseudo-immortal G5-â–ˆ would promptly shut down having learned 682's nature.

> [Yes, it's a goddamn super weapon, but if 682 survives and adapts we'd be boned beyond belief.]

G5-â–ˆ would go on to say.

[I'd listen to G5-â–ˆ. Trust me, you guys don't want to pull the pin on that grenade.] Said an amulet wearing Kakistan.

[What's a 'grenade?']

Update: Dr. Klight is no longer allowed to demonstrate metaphorical phrases derived from their other worldly knowledge.

Update: Dr. Klight is no longer allowed to demonstrate metaphorical phrases.

Update: Dr. Klight is no longer allowed to demonstrate.

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You_Are_Annoying124 t1_j8ju2rl wrote

Let me guess, the Document was SCP-001-The Sheaf of Papers?

The papers that describe an SCP, and once they are read the SCP comes into reality?

Also Dr. Bright is still on his bullshit many Millenia later XD

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KarmicWhim t1_j8jvrbb wrote

>Let me guess, the Document was SCP-001-The Sheaf of Papers?

Yes.

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