AutoModerator t1_jdqlhon wrote on March 26, 2023 at 12:38 PM

#2,368,933

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opqt t1_jdqm3ed wrote on March 26, 2023 at 12:44 PM

#2,369,037

HELLLO MISS PIGGY OOOOOOOOOOH WHAT ANBIG STRONG MAN YOU ARE said the defunct servo critter and two military imperium officer run in "you working man get to the FRONTLINE!" it was 0900hrs and the men were getting restless GET TO THE ********* FTONTLINE YOU ANIMALS! sergeant hell over the gunfire and bomb going off but then the bad guys approach... oh wow shit said the general BOOM ITS A AIRSTRIKE TACTICAL shining and out of the tactical a nerdy guy but pretty strong from washing dishes and he has to mop the floor at the restaurant he works at and help mom take in the groceries well... he start taking the enemy 1 at a time boom kills one then the next. It's a mass of slaughter riots break out in the streets and slaughter continues. Every enemy is defeated and then a red head imperial guardess come out and say you're my hero and want to be my boyfriend? yes but i have trauma from 1,000,000 my comrade die in battle and i'm the last of my squad so she say everything will be ok you're so brave you're so strong you're just going to be my boyfriend and she cleans his room and cooked up a macaroni with extra mayo just how it's good. Goodnight idiot.

hilfigertout t1_jdqms54 wrote on March 26, 2023 at 12:51 PM

#2,369,140

Replying to AutoModerator (#2,368,933)

The new Smash Bros game looks wild.

NextEstablishment856 t1_jdqn5uy wrote on March 26, 2023 at 12:54 PM

#2,369,199

Replying to opqt (#2,369,037)

No idea what I just read. No idea why I read it all twice. I just... Well, there it is. I think it's set in the 40k universe. I think there is some semblance of a story in there. Yeah, yeah, a third read through shows an actual narrative. Dang, I am starting to think it's kinda brilliant. A stream of conscious train wreck. And a fitting end.

But who the heck does mac with extra mayo! There's something wrong with that.