>This guy's an idiot, he's gone and done it again.

>>what happened

>The fucking president's asked to summon CTHULU. like dude, does he WANT humanity to end ugh

>>dude... wtf. god knows what's happening in his skull

>There's nothing happening in his skull, he's just a full blown idiot and i can't believe i got tricked into voting for him

>>you what

>>honestly josh i thought better of you

>Look, I thought he was ok when he was running, because he promised to up the budget on science research to "save the planet"

>And he really did get my hopes up by increasing our research grants after his election

>But like it went all downhill from there

>Like sure, it was fun when we went back to the moon, when we went to mars, then in an unbelievably short period of time, we discovered intergalactic travel and found out about aliens

>Then this massive idiot just fucking tosses a nuke at them. FOR NO REASON LIKE WHY

>>yeah that

>>i dont get that either

>>remember when he made the public apology only to declare war on the aliens the next day

>YEAH i swear this guy

>I dont even know how he's still in power. like you'd think the population know by now he's just playing them

>Patriotism, Earth or bust bullshit he's just gonna kill us all

>Not to mention everyone else I know is dead...

>>hey, i miss my family too. but what can we do huh

>>we can't sit here and cry over it while that rat finds a way to kill the rest of us

>>i know a friend in the cthulhu program. i texted her and she's just replied to me

>>Forwarded from Celine 💉: LOL it's fucked the cthulhu we managed to summon was tiny, i think even my cats would beat it in a fight

>>we've got nothing to worry about... for now

>I just want to leave this place