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Ox_of_Dox t1_jdrtwhn wrote on March 26, 2023 at 6:16 PM

"We want the shoe department!"

"No, we want the shoe department!"

wathcman t1_jdtm637 wrote on March 27, 2023 at 2:20 AM

"You guys don't even have legs!"

Ox_of_Dox t1_je24u4r wrote on March 28, 2023 at 9:22 PM

"Hey, don't discriminate!"

Zshredder31 t1_jdw90s6 wrote on March 27, 2023 at 5:32 PM

Paul Blart, mall ambassador