"Hun look what I found!!!" I exclaimed proudly holding up my treasure.

"Ohhh a bonsai tree like you have always wanted!!" My wife said beaming with happiness.

"Yea but this one is extra special it's a Yggsdrasil!! I have a frigging world tree to take Care of and nurture!" I said almost bouncing in my happiness.

My wife laughed and asked "soooo what does that mean?"

"It means I am now responsible for an anchor of reality and as a bonus I get to see all the lives this tree will nurture and protect!" I responded.

"So you are gonna see the lives of humans?" She asked.

"No no no, this is just a baby tree it is meant to watch over the children and babies of existance. Taking care of everything else is something I only need to do in emergencies or to cover a vacation." Setting the tree down under the perfect grow lights of my aquaponics system.

"Soo how are you going to take care of it. No offense but your ADHD makes me worry the plant won't survive very long." My wife said, concern in her voice.

I chuckled and replied. "Why do you think I am putting it in my aquaponics system? It will have its own perfectly self contained environment and all I have to do it keep the power flowing. You always handled harvest times."

"Okay just make sure the dogs don't pee on it and the cats don't eat it." She said as she left the room to take care of her tasks for the day. "Love you!"

"Love you too" I replied "see you in a few hours!"