Me Ugg, two g's. No forget. You tired of going after them hoommies and being stabbed at just for a bit of a snack? Well, what if Ugg tell yous there's better ways?

Me intru..untro... Me shows yous how you toos can be hecking good at this food thing!

Me was once like yous, getting hungry, not had good meal in ages. But after me stops raidin' hoomies and watchin' 'em instead, me learn dem secrets!

Dat's right boys! You could be havin' yous own yums, and no more losing yer best limbs! Me teach how to burn your steak just right, and hows to turn that moss between your toes into tasty stew!

All for da low price of 29 gold and 99 silver a moon. Wow! Me can't believe you be learning to eat good at such affordable price!