ALuckyMushroom t1_j24m4bg wrote
Reply to comment by Mopruk in [WP] My alien girlfriend (23F) is mad at me (24F). AITA for telling my girlfriend not to bring home more octopi? We already have two at home, and we can’t afford more. She keeps on insisting that they’re her relatives. by CrumbledTGMS
(How can a imperialist octopus man with a broken translation soud so smooth 0_0... )
The problem is, it's less of not wanting to adapt that a really normal fear from him. You see, human men have a very instinctual fear of their mother in law. So, him, not wanting his girlfriend to bring her home is less "I refuse to house yet another octopi! " and more "Oh, please, God, no ! Save me from this judgmental torture!!!".
cough weaklings....
Alexreddit103 t1_j25th99 wrote
TIL “being specist”! Thank you.
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