telpereon t1_j02v83f wrote
To: Director of Operations
From: Director of Science and Technology
Date: Mar. 12, 2016
Subject: Kent
It has been discovered that Mr. Kent has obtained documents related to the ongoing project Two Spoon. This is seen as a threat to the security and future of the project if such documentation where released into the public domain. I strongly recommend action be taken to correct this issue as outlined by PBSUCCESS, section 23, subparagraph 7.
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To: Director of Science and Operations
From: Director of Operations
Date: Apr. 22, 2016
Subject: Kent/Pillow Talk
Operation Pillow Talk has been initiated. Team designation is Tripod. Notification upon completion will be transmitted however all documentation and communication during operation will be internal to the Directorate of Operations. Available only on authorized request.
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To: Director of Operations
From: Office of Requisitions
Date: May 3, 2016
Subject: PKG 1023/Pillow Talk
Please attach authorization. Tripod Actual has requested standard EP Pkg with redundancies that flagged this for divisional authorization. Thank you.
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To: Director of Operations
From: Office of Requisitions
Date: May 29, 2016
Subject: PKG 572, PKG 327a/Pillow Talk
Please attach authorization. Tripod Actual has requested P-EP Pkg 572 with additional sub pkg 327 (kit alpha) for ongoing operation Pillow Talk. Please note that all further requests from Tripod are now flagged with review notation under internal document Hephaestus (section 3, subsection 1.3.8, paragraph 12). In addition to this notation, fiscal review of operational budget allowance for Tripod may be requested per the Office of Requisitions under that notation.
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To: Director of Operations
From: Office of Requisitions
Date: June 13, 2016
Subject: PKG 52, PKG 73, PKG 110/Pillow Talk
Please be advised. Fiscal review of Operation Pillow Talk has been scheduled for June 20, 2016 0900 before the Operational council.
ATTENTION: PKG 73 is a type 5 P countermeasure, designation flamebird
Please attach authorization. Current payload is ready for deployment.
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To: Director of Science and Technology
From: Director of Operations
Date: June 20, 2016
Subject: Pillow Talk
For reasons outlined in Operational Council Meeting this date: Operation Pillow Talk is suspended until further notice. Please take internal measures to minimize potential damage related to exposure of documentation on project: two spoon
Please audit attached audio file. Contents are last intercepted message received from Tripod Actual.
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[excerpt 12]
"What? Say again Tripod 2, say again."
"Tripod Actual, bogey inbound bogey inbound! Confirmed: Superman...I repeat, its Superman!"
"WHAT!!! You got to be $#!^ me!! He just showed up again!!!"
lotusinthestorm t1_j04rneq wrote
I cracked up at ‘Fiscal review scheduled’! As someone who has to deal with this stuff at work, the sarcasm was dripping off this. Well done!
telpereon t1_j0571sp wrote
Thanks I appreciate the comment. I never really know how my writing is come across so it is great to hear. :)
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