"And what is your name my boy? "My names Kevin McCallister. Are we in Europe? We don't have castles in Chicago. The last thing I remember was Marv and Harry driving their car towards me. It was a big white one, like the ones the electricians use when they fix your houses. They were trying to rob some people's houses." "Aha! A warrior felled in battle! Come, my son, we shall feast in your honor tonight!" "Do you guys have any plain cheese pizza?"